Monday 24th May 2010 - French :(

Woah,was it really March when I last posted?! That's crazy!
And really bad :S I'm a disgrace to the blogging community! Forgive mee! Argh this keyboard is rubbish! Damn school library, grrrr! Half the keys are missing (Well, the 'i',the 'o', the 'b', the '0' the escape button, both shift keys, erm a button that's down the bottom - or at least used to be and has since fled the horror of Gordano school (that or some dick just thought he'd improve his street cred and be cool so stole a button!) and all the arrow keys.) That and the bloody space bar doesn't fucking work properly so I have to keep going back and forcing the key down just to produce a pathetic gap! Which ,apparently, is necessary for this form of communication to make sense to those reading it. Fuck my life!
Rant over, screw happy facts, I'm in too crap a mood to enjoy life. Well actually I suppose we could have a cheeky few...
Happy Fact 1 - the sun has FINALLY decided to surface :O Which kinda causes a sad fact (yeah, mixing it up a bit lol) my body is ravaged with sun burn; moving has never been so excruciating! I know it's only flipping England, but global warming packs a punch!
Happy Fact 2 - I never have to do French ever again! Had my exam this morning, expecting a D for that lol but whatever! I NEVER HAVE TO DO FRENCH AGAIN!!!!! Little bit of a lie there, I start A2s in a couple of weeks, and can't drop a subject until the school year has actually ended... oh well, we're getting there :) plus I'm off to France for Christmas, so may have to talk to the locals lol.
Happy Fact 3 - Curry. Curry is just such a wonderful thing, and rarely gets a mention unless you're a large group of lairy men out one evening shouting 'STAG' repeatedly... imagine that...
Happy Fact 4 - in the next month I'm going to see both Paul McCartney AND Jackson Browne live, my two elderly loves. Bien ouej indeed ;)
Happy Fact 5 - Springhead coming up after exams. It's a school trip for English where you pretty much sit in a field for 3 days and do nothing... wahey I can't wait :D
Wow, happiness takes up more room than you'd think!
Anyway, I had my French exam today, and just know it's gone horribly wrong lol. I swear the people who write the questions just made up a load of words to confuse us! I mean what the hell does 'proche' mean?! Filthy cheating frenchies :O And then we all finished like 30mins early, is 2 and a half hours really necessary guys?! Ample time plus another 2 hours!!!! Hardly fair!
Meh, Biology resit tomorrow, deep joy. I hope you all know that I'm being selfish and just trying to get sympathy off you lol, you randomers who have stumbled across this page thinking "this definitely is not what I wanted when I typed porn into the google search bar!" Not that this is in anyway pornographic or even remotely supposed to be, nor does everyone watch porn... I'll just stop, shall I?
Other things going on with my life, or new things since the 19th ofmarch include... erm... I ate some chocolate buttons last wednesday, counted the number of times the characters John and Carol say the word 'I' in the play Oleanna, had a dream revolving around chickens (which wasn't weird at all), made a list of my 10 favourite things and then got frustrated because 10 wasn't a big enough number and made several sub lists, updated my iPod, stole my brothers phone (not really as bad-boy as it sounds lol, he bought a new one so i asked if I could have his old ine, seeing as my phone is a pile of wank) and got covered in grass. Oh and totally took the 'w' key. I can feel my street cred rising already ;) Entering the category of 'occassionally acknowleged in less important social situations, or where there are fewer than 7 people gathered in the same area at one given time'.
Man it feels good ;)
Laterss xx