January 6th - UGH!!!!!!!! TO THE MAXXX!!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SCREW WARNER BROTHERS, SCREW TWILIGHT, AND SCREW IT'S FUCKING DIRECTOR!! THAT was what they bumped Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince for?! OMFG :O They are the STUPIDEST damn company in the fricking world, no the UNIVERSE!! ARGH! What the hell were they thinking?! BLEURGHHHHHHHHHHH I LOATHE THEM >:(

HMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm... Okay, calming thoughts... breathe.
Just got back from the cinema. I watched Twilight. It was crap. I really hated it. I hated all the casting. I hated the cinematography. I hated the filming. I hated the setting. I hated the idea. I hated that my friend was sat next to me enjoying it all. I hated how I didn't have popcorn or coke. I hated how they shoved in the most stupid bit at the end. I HATED THE FACT SHE WORE CONVERSE TO PROM! It SUCKED! DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!! AND IF YOU ALREADY HAVE THEN JOIN ME IN SAYING HOW SHIT IT IS!!

The book, the book was fine, even though New Moon was ultimate shite resulting in me giving the finger to the entire series. Everything was wrong with the film thoug. I hated her she was so whiney and couldn't even remotely understand how the character was meant to feel and act. She was awful. I hated him, he's not even that good looking and just was dopey and idiotic and pulled really weird faces the whole way through. And the bit with the "fast running", what was that all about?! And then he was like "hold on tight, Spider Monkey"? WTF EDWARD CULLLEN YOU ARSE OF A VAMPIRE!! He's the shittest vampire going, he's like "no I love you, I can't drink your blood". YOU SHOULD BE FIRED FROM VAMPIRISM YOU CAN'T EVEN DO IT PROPERLY!! PRATTTTTTTTTT!!! And he was just wrong. And the whole bit with shimmering in the sunlight, they rushed the build up to it and then it was shit anyway. UGH it was just all wrong. WRONG! They haven't done Stephanie Meyer justice, at all. It was total crap. And then all her schooly friends sucked as well! They just acted like dorks and were dorks and everyone was crappy crap, like taking crap to a new level! And then the Cullens.... OMG!!

They are worthy of a new paragraph to comment on their shitness. For starts they're all meant to be STUNNING! Carlisle was not. Esme was pretty, nowhere near good enough. Emmet was a brute, he looked like Wayne Rooney's son or something, and I know he's meant to be all tough guy and that but he wasn't. It just looked like they'd cast a pig. They ruined my fav Cullen :( Rosalie was okay for acting and yeah okay she was fine. Alice looked completely right and kinda acted alright, better than most of the cast anyway. But I dunno, she just didn't feel Alicey enough y'know? Jasper was the worst!! He was totally gormless for the ENTIRE movie, I was like what the hell Jasper? They didn't even hint at his power which is the COOLEST!! If I was ever gonna have a super power it would be his, its awesome. BUT NO! They ballsed that one up too didn't they?!?!?!?!?! I really wanna take a gun to the head of the head of Warner Bros :( Although I though Jacob Black and Billy... and Charlie I guess were all good and acted how they were fricking meant to! So golf claps to you lads, better job than the rest... though that wasn't hard I guess.

Plus I had a crappy day at school, like everyone was off or dying, was weird, there were four of us when there's usually twelve, was very spooky. And lessons just sucked per usual, no changes there. Oh yeah, and special mention to my friend Kathryn: "Can you see your breast?" "JERRY JERRY" "Did you know, I can rape my feet with my boob?" "Stop biting meeee!!" And all the other crap that came out of your mouth today lol, love YOU!

And I STILL haven't patched things up with Simon yet, haven't seen him and don't want to do it on IM or phone cause it sucks to the max. Hmph.
And I have frenchy work to do :/
But on the plus side, I knew something in Physics today, which was both surprising and AWESOME!! Hutchings (teacher) was like "Woah, yeah that's right :O" LOLZ!!
Anyway gonna go slit my wrists after a shite day.

Laterss xx