When was yesterday...? Or two days ago seeing as it's now 20 to 1 tomorrow... or something :S

Was it Tuesday? Yeah I think so... whatever you can attempt to work it out yourself tehe, good luck XD

Okay, so I had the WORST day history could ever have had, excluding like Titanic sinking, and ermmm, unfun stuff like that (my mind actually went blank!.

Anywayyy, started off with PE in the freezing cold, even though it was quite funny. I was wearing skin coloured tights so my legs wouldn't drop off and then they started to shine in the sunlight. No joke, I DAZZLED :O I felt SO much like Edward Cullen, but I'd make a WAY better vapire than him, poncy arse >:( My attire that lesson was rather comical, it must be said. On my dazzling legs were my PE socks with my stripy orange purple and red leg warmers on over the top pahahaaaaa and then had a stripy long top on underneath my shirt with a hat that was too big for me onn my barnet. Was quite a state really, but it made me smile. Then me and Son gave up with hockey and wandered around commentating in the proper voice lol, then randomly started repeating YESH!! many times, getting weird looks from people. SHE was wearing long stripy socks and fluffy earmuffs, we were a right pair lol. Ah that was fun, it makes me chuckle.
In English, Miss freaking Gregory made us write a pointless essay! I was like "GAH" it didn't even count toward anything, she just felt like being mean and so took it out on us cause she's a whore! With her stupid leather skirts and prostitute manner :( I severely dislike that woman :( So I lared at her for 50 minutes and wrote like next to nothing. But I don't really care so MNURGH! TAKE THAT BIZATCH!
Break :( Break was upsetting :( To the max :'( I lost my phone and nearly had a heart attack. I couldn't find it anywhere... it was somewhere in school, that was all I knew. Sad face :(
Felt depressed and phoneless all the way through double geography. Which I hate anyway; twatso Jackso is such a, well a twat to be fair. I quite truly loathe him in the ultimate sense of the word. I hope a psychotic, chain carrying clown happens upon him. Or I wish him to get very drunk and then choke on his own vomit. Or I wish him to be hit over the head several times with a large shovel, perhapys even a pitchfork in the eye. I don't know, whatever kills him really. Run over by a bus would do just fine. Ripped to shreds by a polar bear. Okay I'm starting to doubt my sanity now :S But yes, he gave me detention for not doing my coursework. Which I have done and as far as I was concerned was on a really high B and needed to do one thing to get it up to an A. URGH he shouldn't be teaching. Fuck that, he shouldn't be walking :( YUCK ICK and BLERGH!
Lunch isn't really worth a mention, nothing happened whatsoever. Well it might've, I can't remember, I'm writing this a day late... which is why the tenses are most probably all wrong. How funny, I'm fifteen, can't write and appear to have dementia and several mental illnesses. That's not even funny... :S
Maths was just boring and I was fretting about my phone :O I missed him so much.
After maths I had... a lesson... erm I can't remember what though. Oh Psychology. WHICH PISSED ME OFF! A load of twats made my teacher nearly cry :O Urgh dicks -.- 'Cause sh'es new in the school and has replaced our old immense teacher they just slag her off, to her FACE! It's dispicable! I was outraged :(
After school I had to shop for Kathryn's birthday. It's a really embarrassing story, but was so scary at the time: Okay so Rio and I were dropped off on Park street and went in Fopp for ages 'cause that place is my actual second home, I love it! Got her two awesome CD's for like £3 each which was bon, then we decided to blow bubblegum bubbles and got it all over our faces :L Attempted walking to Cabot Circus and ended up going the COMPLETE opposite direction. We were down all these scary back alleys and yeurgh I was SO creeped out but she was even worse, so I convinced myself we were fine and were going in the right direction. Once we got too scared we had to ask someone and thank christ we came across some nice woman who took us like straight there! I was so grateful, whatta beast of a woman! Shopped and all was fine, then had to get a bus home. Of course, with our luck, we walked around for AGES trying to find a bus stop for number 1 buses. But there were NONE! It was horrible we were just walking in circles through an empty shopping mall with a random chav every now and then. It was horrible lol. Then we found a bus and he said we were going the wrong way (obviously the bus didn't say that, I meant the driver... can see a bus with lips now XD It's funny lol) And I still didn't have my phone and it was getting later and we were getting tireder (word or nonword?) and creeped out more and more and yuck. FINALLY got on the bus and got home to my parents ripping my head off. It was not a fun day :( And I got no work done :( It sucked.

WEDNESDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATHRYN! I LOVE YOU TROMBONE XD Today was meurgh I guess, pretty bad morning bt it got better. Honestly, I looked out my window this morning and couldn't see the graden 'cause it was so foggy! And what with my restricted eyesight and all (I say restricted, I mean I'm blind) I thought my eyes had gone or something, it was poop. Anyway! Rio wasn't on the bus and I, being the twat I am, had my iPod but no headphones :( So had to listen to random converstaions for like half an hour. But I think it was Tuesday this happened. I don't know anymore, whatever. Erm English we did our essays more, but I wrote Kathryn a HAPPY BIRTHDAY letter instead, 'cause that's the fabulous person I am lol. Geography sucked. Yay -.- Break was just whatever, chatting to some people, watching Kaz open pressies, trying to think where there would be knives in the school completely forgetting the frigging canteen :L woooooops 8-) Citizenship was just funny really. We have this creepy kid in our class and we were talking about carrying knives or something and one of the points raised was what if you're carrying a weapon or a gun for someone else, and this kid goes "What if a person had a knife to your throat and told you to carry a gun?!" in his dramatic weird little manner and Rio just goes "Well you'd shoot him," in the total DUH way... awh had to have been there :L French was just French, raved with Strawberry soap :L
LUNCH! I FOUND MY PHONE! IN STUDENT RECEPTION! I NEARLY HUGGED THE WOMAN! IT WAS FUNNY, BUT NOW I SOUND MENTAL XD Good times :L Then tried walking up stairs in green stilts lol. You know the weird little turned over buckets with string attached that people used to use in primary school? THEM! It was funny. And I'm gonna stop there because the rest of my day was TOTALLY boring and nothing of interest happened and this post is just too long already. Woops.

Laterss xx