Friday 4th March - Friday... I like this day :)

Happy Fact 1 - I have rediscovered my long lost blog and am deeply joyed at our reunification.
Happy Fact 2 - Sporcle. For those of you who don't know, sporcle is an extremely addictive quizzing website made for the prominent purpose of entertainment. Also, its sub-purposes include distracting everybody in Gordano Sixth Form from doing anything productive whatsoever in their frees, causing mass amounts of frustration in every one it reaches and finally acquiring the gift of freezing time - which may later lead to the ability to manipulate the space-time continuum... we can't be sure yet.
Happy Fact 3 - Dawson's Creek. Only the best thing to come out of the 90s, which were so undescribably rubbish it's actually difficult for me to put into words. To fully understand just how awful this time period was, watch an episode of Dawson's Creek and wait for that blissful moment when you relaise you are watching total crap that doesn't even remotely resemble anyone's life and especially not your own. And as you simmer there in a state of self-loathing due to the fact that you were lied to by the media into believing you would watch and enjoy a decent programme, mixed with sheer disappointment that your life isn't and will never be as intensely false and easy as these characters, it finally dawns on you that this, THIS, was the best thing to come out of the 90s. It doesn't get better than that chaps.
Happy Fact 4 - Washing Machines. They're just so damn helpful! Although sometimes, rarely, but sometimes I find washing up by hand strangely theraputic.
Happy Fact 5 - University is just arond the corner. Oh yes my friends, I've grown up. I'm a changed woman. I'm finally getting excited about the prospect of leaving and developing as a human being... I'm ready to make my stamp on the world, and a large stamp at that. Possibly not, this stamp-making business could take some time, especially at the extremes I'm hoping for. I mean, production rates would be shocking.
Hello strangers, how's life been living in the dark ages? Sorry to have kept all my wondrously exciting events from you, I've just been too busy doing all these amazing, eye opening, once-in-a-lifetime-experience-y things!
I wish. Who am I kidding, right? We both know I've been sat on the sofa doing not a lot of anything for the past, what five months? I'm truly ashamed of myself, I promised I wouldn't go down this path, that I wouldn't go this long without my lovely, devoted readers (current population: 0.3). Genuinely, I am a disgrace to the blogging community... they should banish me, exile me into blogging purgatory! I wonder what would be included in there? And how many circles it would have...? Likely just one: DISGRACE! And that's where I step in folks ;)
Sooo, its been a while huh? A fair few things ave happened I suppose. I applied to universities, but then got rejected from my favourite one. I worked really hard for my January exams, but think I've failed them all. I started to become comfortable in myself and be who I want to be, but then my mum told me I was fat and just brought back all my insecurities. I almost had a relationship with a really nice, honest, fun guy, but then blew it when I bolted because I freaked out. I bought a really nice dress, but then it looked rubbish on at home compared to in the store (I think they have magic mirrors, which make you feel skinny... cheaters) and I almost did a load of work today because I have a zillion pieces due in next week, but then I just went to the market to get some sweets to cheer me up... which really didn't do the job at all! I don't think they had any sugar in them or anything. Major rip-off if ever I saw one!
Yes lads, it's been fun. Not even lying. I know things could have been better, but things could always be better, at least I don't have a terminal disease, and I'm not a starving Ethiopian child, and my parents aren't selling me off as a sex slave to grotty old filthy men... so yeah, I got it pretty good. And in a more general sense, I've just had a really fun time over the last few months with some good friends.
On a slightly down note, I have lost all my dignity and self respect! Granted these two elements were slim on the ground for me at birth but over the years they've just dwindled to the maximum. You want to know how I know this? Well, today I was attempting to do my work with some friends and started getting annoyed when I couldn't do it (which gave me a massive seven hour long headache) and so started rambling about how crap my life is... as you do! And I don't really remember how I got there, my rant was rather long-winded, but I somehow managed to tell the entire library that I would end up as a suicidal prostitute's hobo dog. Which really isn't the best position to be in if I'm completely honest with myself.
Oh well, can't win against fate. If you can't beat them, join them. Sadly fate isn't a plural entity, meaning I'll just end up alone and won't even have the suicidal prostitute to keep me company on those cold winter nights in my cardboard box on the street. Though in all fairness, Sonia did say she'd lend me her shed if matters got that bad for me. Love friends :)
And so my dear fellows, that's where I leave you. Talk again in about 6 months?
Laters xx